Groupcast Episode 1 - Groupcast Pilot

"Sarah licks things, we speed, get shot by trees and Group Chat counterparts. All here in the pilot episode"

Cast: Wes, Casey, Riley, Manatee Steve, Chris, Fred, Danny

Place of Recording: The Church

Running Time: 54:33

Date: February 28, 2012

Greatest Quotes in this Episode
 00:54 Wes- To his right, we have third coast-- (all laugh) I’m sorry, I’m thinking Group Chat! This is cast, third HOST--

 Riley- I’m not a coast!



 1:15 Wes- To his right we have--

 Casey- And, edit!

 Wes- So to the right of Brendan we have “And Edit”?



 2:31 Wes- When did Brendan go out to Washington? When did Devin go out to Brendan, and Brendan went out to England, and went seven round trips to everywhere…?



 6:15 Wes- Brendan doesn’t have a car, he has no room to talk. We should all laugh at him.

 (all laugh)

 Fred- SHUT UP, BRENDAN!



 9:24 Casey- It’s the Juggernaut, female dog!



 9:46 Fred- On the subject of noises, Chris’s mating call is AAAAUUUUGGHHH

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 10:47 Wes- It’s like trees, but you get shot. By trees.

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 11:50 Casey- (as Scottish Macho Man Randy Savage) Ooh yah, it’s aboot ta get rrrreal! Wutch meh slahp intuh a slim jim, Kim Jong Il!

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 12:05 Riley- Dude, I’m part Irish, I’m part Scottish, and I’m part English. I hate myself.

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 13:49 Wes- We here at Groupcast do not condone the use of the president.

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 17:55 Manatee Steve- Don’t bang on the table, the table doesn’t want to be banged.

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 19:36 Fred- My dad had a Fiesta, that thing, we called it the Egg ‘cause it was robin’s egg greenish-blue. And let’s just say, 35 miles an hour was too fast.

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 20:37 Wes- I may be dating myself just a bit, but--

<p class="MsoNormal"> Fred- You’re dating yourself?

<p class="MsoNormal"> Manatee Steve- Is that “it’s complicated” on Facebook?

<p class="MsoNormal"> Casey- I can see you’re already pregnant!

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 20:59 Wes- No, he is Steve. Brendan is Steve, everyone else is Brendan.

<p class="MsoNormal"> Dan- But I’m Danny!

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 25:23 Fred- Wikiwikiwikipediuh!

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 36:36 Fred- I’m gonna be like Sarah and lick this table!

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 36:59 Riley- And then we saw this amazing rifle, where the clip wasn’t a clip, but it was a revolver barrel. And it slid out just like a revolver and you could spin it. You could play Russian roulette with a rifle. Like honestly, you could be like, “Deer, are you feelin’ lucky tonight?”

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 39:05 Casey- You pass one of the old ladies and they’re like, “That makes me moist.”

<p class="MsoNormal"> Wes- That’s only grease, ma’am!

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 39:19 Riley- We here at Groupcast to not support, endorse, or sponsor LMFAO, wiggling, or Yeah.

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 39:54 Casey- I am also wearing an elephant.

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 45:27 Riley- I was in a guild with seven women. Seven women! Seven women and like three guys.

<p class="MsoNormal"> Casey- How do you know? Where’s your proof?

<p class="MsoNormal"> Riley- Penis.

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 46:28 Fred- (to Manatee Steve) Well he’s a ginger.

<p class="MsoNormal"> Riley- You are a ginger! Dude dude dude! I need a loaf of bread, that way he can be the gingerbread man! What now, son.

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 51:58 Dan- Riley, say the number four.

<p class="MsoNormal"> Riley- Hey, it is almost five ferty fer P.M.

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<p class="MsoNormal"> 52:38 Riley- They tried to get me through 3 years of speech class, like speech therapy, but it didn’t help--it probably recessed instead of… incest…?